The Low Flying Dragons Want More Punishment

The third installment of the Low Flying Dragons against the Black Dragons will take place this Sunday (June 1) at Camp Lapu-Lapu parade grounds in Lahug, Cebu. The Black Dragons have taken the first two games, but the Low-Flyers are getting antsy and looking for revenge. Their recently appointed "captain" has resorted to hip-hop intimidation for assistance. See his latest e-mail and the lineup for the low-flying drag-queens:


Dear High Flyin dragons

Here comes the pain

We're the Low Flyin dragons, we got muscle and rhymes,
U're gonna be chasing us round the field at lapu 2 times,
No mo messin round, no mo for a while;
See u at the game, clock's deuce on the dial

High fliers, bayot buyers, dirt riders, bounce off the floor,
You about to front the low flyin gangsta hardcore,
We'll be pumpin those boots like V8 pistons,
Goin through Dragons like lions through Christians,
Stick em up mofo's! we come for whats ours,
we gonna Rain down tries like Cebu May showers,

Light that shit up, set the field on fire,
Takin guys down, like a priest in a choir,
So drop 10 extra joss, u'll need the enhancers,
We"ll be turnin more tricks than the lonestar dancers,
We'll be hearin ya screams and hearin ya moans
Coz we packin more tackle than John C Holmes

We're the big rugby pimps, for all to see,
ur skills came with the burgers from jollibee,
If u cant dig our moves, u must be retarded
assassins on the scene like a Dresden bombardment
So read up well, recognize our PimP names
Scope ya On Sunday and ya better bring ur game!


Pimps on Parade

Manager: Diamondtrim T. Dogg North

Referee: Funk Master Phil Fresh

Props: Treacherous D
Macktastic Bob Shizzle

Hooker: Gfunk Dunc

Locks: Papa Delmore Dazzle
Magical Mike Loco Tyler

Scrum half: Suede Dave Tickle

Fly Half: Pimptastic

Inside centre: Vicious Craig Von Flavour

Center: Snake Eyes Caeser Squeeze

Wing: Big Playa Jarman Glide


Supersubs:Forwards
Trick Tickler Slim Simon,
Bishop Dave M Rock,
White Chocolate Trey Slick,
Devious Honey Booth Dogg,
Deacon Dr. Geoff Flex

Backs: Delicious Johnny G,
Ghetto Fab Roland Beautiful